Whimsical Cookery is a site for adults who prefer to eat like children, or perhaps just need to cook for some children. This site contains an aversion to vegetables, a love of fried food and cupcakes, lazy shortcuts, some disturbing creations, and an ignorance of proper culinary practices...


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Vintage Cookbook Sexism
Orion's Lounge: Quick Dishes for the Woman in a Hurry (more crazy cookbook sexism)
Food in Film: Czech Surrealism 

What's For Dinner?
An Experiment in Gluttony
Birthday-Anniversary-Graduation-Party / Family-Get-Together ft. The Double Chic/Beef Sandwich
Polka Dot Hot Dogs
Pedro's Chicken Chimichanga
Jacket Taco
Mac-N-Cheese Dog of Shame
Cheesecake Factory's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Cheesecake
English shopping
TGI Friday's Cheesy Bacon Cheeseburger
Valentines Feast!
Butter Chicken Curry
Pondering Mole Sauces

Recipes: Main Courses and Appetizers
Heart Attack Wontons
Turkeys in a Blanket
Creamy Chicken Tetrazzini
Orange Chicken Eggrolls
Blueberry Chicken
Whimsical Sandwiches
Crab-topped Deviled Eggs 
Sweet n Sour Lime Chicken
Zesty Orange French Toast
Polka Dot Franks
Spicy Tomato Soup
Country Flower Pot Pie
I-Disgust-Me BBQ Burgers
Sweet n Sour Chicken w/ Rice Noodles 
No-Bits Broccoli and Potato Soup 
Mexican-Inspired: Enchiladas 
Chipotle Black Bean Dip
Cheesy Refried Bean Quesadillas
Sun-Ripened Tomato (and Chicken) Alfredo
Creamy Pepper Mac-N-Velveeta Cheese
Zesty Orange Chicken
Parmesan Chicken Risotto
Coq au vin
Chicken-Fried Chicken Tenders w/ Creamy White Sauce 
Slow-Cooker Cocktail Meatballs
Marsala Chicken Dumplings
Chop Suey
Fresh Chipotle Salsa
Mini Pizzas
Heart-shaped BBQ Chicken Pizzas
Easy Curried Linguine
Honey-Hoisin Chicken
Chicken Croquettes
Spicy Pepper-Bacon Mayo Chicken Sandwich
Tangy Crab and Cream Cheese Dip
Leftover Taco "Salad" 
Saucy Fried Chicken Wraps
Orange Beef Burger
Classy Cookout Quesadillas: Hot dog
Classy Cookout Quesadillas: Cheeseburger
Double Gloucester Mac n Cheese
Mozzarella Stick Marinara Burger
Sweet n Sour Turkey Meatballs
Continental Breakfast Cupcake
Lean Turkey Burgers
Sweet Potato (American-Style) Biscuits
Pepperoni and Bacon Heart-Shaped Pizza
Sweet n Sour Puff Pastry Roll 
Cheez-It Chicken Bites (or Tenders)
Marsala Chicken and Mushrooms
Chicken Teriyaki Stir Fry
Breakfast Cinnamon Twists w/ Icing Dip
Fried Gravy Burger
Simple Meatballs 
Peanut-Ginger Stir Fry Sauce
Garlic and Sun-Dried Tomato Flatbread Pizza
Apple Pie Muffins
Crispy Chili-Lime Chicken Breasts (healthy oven-baked)
General Tso's Beef Burgers
Spicy Sausage and Tomato Penne
Creamy Lemon Pasta with Chicken (Or Chicken-Style Pieces) 
Buffalo Chicken Soft Tacos 
5 Minute Express Prep General Tso's Chicken 
Chinese Chicken Bacon Roll-ups
Tacos Verde with Chihuahua Cheese
Sticky Teriyaki Meatballs
Swedish(ish) Turkey Meatballs 
Peanut Butter Bacon Cheeseburgers
Zero-Prep Weeknight Chicken and Waffles
Curry-Spiced Carrot and Vegetable Soup
Chorizo-topped Twice Baked Potatoes
Simple Corn-dog Muffins
Basic Cheese Lasagne
Breakfast Burger
Pull-Apart Breakfast Pumpkin Bread
Shortcut Weeknight Chicken Katsu Curry
Chicken and Chorizo Soft Tacos
Tangy-Spicy Sriracha Fish Tacos
Camembert and Cranberry Relish-Topped Turkey Burgers
Three English Cheeses Mac N Cheese
Breakfast Pie (UK)
Spicy Blended Green Vegetables Soup
Personal Deep-Dish Pizza
Turkey Salisbury Steak
Weeknight Fried Chicken 'n Biscuits w/ Sriracha-Honey Butter (USA)
Sriracha Cream Sauce

Recipes: Desserts and Sweets
Red Velvet Cupcakes with Cream Cheese Frosting
Sweet Cream Cheese and Orange Marmalade Pinwheels
Mushroom-Shaped Chocolate Orange Meringues
Cutesy Rice Krispy Treats
Sugar-High Pie
Watermelon-Themed cupcakes
Cappuccino Crinkles
Furros aka 'fake churros'
Pop! cupcakes
Minty Cat-Shaped Cake
Froot Loops cupcakes
Hot Chocolate cupcakes
Mochacinno Fudge 
Cinnamon-Ginger Breakfast Clovers
Dark Chocolate and Cream Cheese Button Cookies
Listy cookies (Czech)
Snow White cupcakes
Lil' Cheesecakes
Vanilla Chai Tea cupcakes w/ Brown Sugar Frosting
Petit Fours
Easy Mint Meringues
Sweet N Salty Trail Mix
Cran-Apple Cider Sorbet 
Mocha Cupcakes w/ Whipped Cream topping
Dark Chocolate Cupcakes w/ Peppermint Frosting
Chocolate Cheesecake Bars
Red Bottom Cake (Red Velvet w/ Cream Cheese Frosting and Cream Cheese Filling)
Low-Fat Spice Cupcakes w/ Cool Whip-Pudding frosting
Dessert Trash: Cookie Brownie Beast
Dirt Cups (UK) 
Chocolate Chip Mint Aero Mousse Pie (UK)
Pumpkin Cupcakes w/ Cinnamon Cream Cheese Frosting
Oreo-stuffed Sugar Cookies 
Cranberry Cupcakes w/ Orange Buttercream Frosting
A Rather Traditional Pavlova
Trashy Chocolate Pudding Pavlova
Cranberry Cupcakes w/ Cranberry Cream Cheese Frosting
Soft Chocolate Cappuccino Cookie Sandwiches
Triple Layer Black Forest Jam Cake
Easy Black Forest (of sorts) Cupcakes
Truffle Swirl Cake 
Meringue Cupcakes
Spiced Cupcakes w/ Ginger Root Buttercream Frosting and Crystalised Ginger Chip
Mint Dark Chocolate Truffles 
The Devil's Pumpkin Buttercream Cupcakes
Dark Chocolate Cupcakes with Salted Caramel and Cream Cheese Frosting
Mini Oreo Cheesecakes
Mint Chocolate Chip Snowball Cookies (Egg-free and Original recipe)
Holiday Sugar Cookies  
Quadruple Chocolate Cupcakes
Quadruple Chocolate Cupcakes EXTREME (ridiculous)
Matcha (Green Tea) Ice Cream
Raspberry Cream Whoopie Pies
Dark Chocolate Cupcakes with Salted Peanut Butter Frosting
Orange Marmalade Polka Dot Cake
Mint Christmas Tree Meringues
Pink Peppermint Chip Meringues
Rainbow Cupcakes
Egg-free Wedding Cupcakes 
American-Style Mint Chocolate Chip Buttermilk Pancakes
Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
Cookie Dough Cheesecake
Oreo Cheesecake
Peanut Butter Silk and Fudge Pie


Concentrate Smoothie
Mocha Chill
Pumpkin Spice Milkshakes
Hot Orange Spice Mocha Drink 
Kiwi Smoothie  
Blue Slushies 
Pumpkin Spice Latte
Raspberry Smoothie (coming soon!)