Mushroom-Shaped Chocolate-Orange Meringues

Whimsical party food to impress.

Froot Loop Cupcakes (USA)

Fancy dressing up your vanilla cupcakes?

Creamy Chicken Tetrazzini

Savory and creamy comfort food!

I-Disgust-Me BBQ Burgers

A burger for when you've stopped caring about fat content. The only thing missing is bacon!

Crab-Topped Deviled Eggs

Eggcelent. Yeah, I went there.

Chicken-Fried Chicken with Country Gravy Dipping Sauce

Double-coated for extra CRUNCH.

Red-Bottom Cake

Imagine if a black-bottom cupcake had a baby with a red velvet cake. Now imagine a red-bottom cake. Simply another excuse to eat cream cheese frosting.

A Rather Traditional Pavlova

Dreaming of a sunny summer day in food format?

Orange Beef Burgers

A chinese takeaway in burger form.

Mexican-Inspired: Cheesy Refried Bean Quesadillas

I beat Taco Bell to their own crushed-Dorito food hell with these babies.

Marsala Chicken Dumplings

Dumplings get a makeover.

Mochacinno Fudge

Premium coffee drink fudge!

Parmesan Chicken Risotto

Risotto for picky eaters!

Whimsical Cookery is a site for adults who prefer to eat like children, or perhaps just need to cook for some children. This site contains an aversion to vegetables, a love of fried food and cupcakes, lazy shortcuts, some disturbing creations, and an ignorance of proper culinary practices...

Wednesday 26 January 2011

Red-Bottom Cake


I (err although was probably not the first to do so) invented red-bottom cake a) because it's fun to say and b) because I was inspired by my two favorite cupcakes at Hummingbird Bakery.  This is sinful hybrid of their black-bottomed cupcake and their red velvet cupcake.  Also trying to rectify problems of sinking cream cheese that I've come across in cupcakes, by lightening the mixture with egg whites and piping it over the cake instead of dropping it in large 'globs'.  It seemed to work!  Success!

You will need:
1 recipe prepared red velvet cake batter or box mix

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8-10 oz. package cream cheese
2 egg whites
1/3 cup sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt



1. Prepare cake batter and pour into two greased or parchment-paper-lined cake pans.

2. In a bowl, beat egg whites for several minutes until slightly stiff (not into a meringue).

3. Beat in cream cheese, sugar, and salt.

4. Transfer mixture to a pastry bag (or a large plastic bag and then snip off the corner of the bag) and squeeze out in check pattern over one of the cakes.

5. Cook at recommended temperature/time.

6. Frost with cream cheese frosting (recipe below).


Cream Cheese Frosting
½ cup unsalted butter
16 oz. cream cheese (full fat)
2 tsp. vanilla
1 Tbsp milk
3-5 cups powdered sugar

1. With an electric mixer, whip room temperature-butter with cream cheese. Note: Cream cheese should be somewhere between fridge-cold and room temperature for desired consistency.

2. Add clear vanilla extract and milk at the point of a butter/cream cheese paste.

3. Beat in powdered sugar (or add to your desired sweetness/consistency).

Sunday 16 January 2011

Chocolate Cheesecake Bars


Easy creamy cheesecake bars without the fuss of being a proper cheesecake.  These were snatched up before I had even finished cutting them! 

You will need:
1 box chocolate teddy grahams (or chocolate cookies)
1/2 cup butter (melted)
1/2 cup flour
3/4 cup sugar
24 oz full-fat cream cheese
3 eggs
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
1/3 cup sour cream
6-12 oz semi-sweet chocolate chips (12 if drizzling chocolate over top)

1. Place teddy grahams in sturdy plastic bag and crush to crumbs.

2. In a bowl, cream together cream cheese.  Mix in eggs, vanilla, and sour cream. 

3. Fold in 6 oz. chocolate chips.

4. Pour mixture over chocolate crust.

5. Bake for 12 to 15 minutes at 350ยบ.

6. If desired, melt 6 oz chocolate chips in microwave until liquid, stirring occasionally.  Drizzle over cheesecake bars. Warning: bars are difficult to cut cleanly with the drizzled chocolate.  REFRIGERATE!

Get someone to do the leg work for ya ;)

Friday 14 January 2011

Cookies!!!!


Hopefully I will get around to posting the wealth of cookies and bars that I have made lately.  I've been a bit lazy with my cooking, making only tried and tested meals, such as tetrazzini, marsala chicken dumplings, and quesadillas.  Desserts on the other hand...... woo!  It's been a busy few weeks...