Mushroom-Shaped Chocolate-Orange Meringues

Whimsical party food to impress.

Froot Loop Cupcakes (USA)

Fancy dressing up your vanilla cupcakes?

Creamy Chicken Tetrazzini

Savory and creamy comfort food!

I-Disgust-Me BBQ Burgers

A burger for when you've stopped caring about fat content. The only thing missing is bacon!

Crab-Topped Deviled Eggs

Eggcelent. Yeah, I went there.

Chicken-Fried Chicken with Country Gravy Dipping Sauce

Double-coated for extra CRUNCH.

Red-Bottom Cake

Imagine if a black-bottom cupcake had a baby with a red velvet cake. Now imagine a red-bottom cake. Simply another excuse to eat cream cheese frosting.

A Rather Traditional Pavlova

Dreaming of a sunny summer day in food format?

Orange Beef Burgers

A chinese takeaway in burger form.

Mexican-Inspired: Cheesy Refried Bean Quesadillas

I beat Taco Bell to their own crushed-Dorito food hell with these babies.

Marsala Chicken Dumplings

Dumplings get a makeover.

Mochacinno Fudge

Premium coffee drink fudge!

Parmesan Chicken Risotto

Risotto for picky eaters!

Whimsical Cookery is a site for adults who prefer to eat like children, or perhaps just need to cook for some children. This site contains an aversion to vegetables, a love of fried food and cupcakes, lazy shortcuts, some disturbing creations, and an ignorance of proper culinary practices...

Monday 28 October 2013

Pulled Pork


Pulled pork.  Pulled pork pulled pork pulled pork.  A wonderful spicy meaty conveyor of BBQ sauces!  My mum put this together with the help of Ajay's nimble pulled pork pulling fingers using Emeril Lagasse's recipe.  I am quite versed in cooking burgers, chicken, and various types of minced meats.  However, I'll leave the recipes for large cuts of meat to the professionals and my mum!




Thursday 24 October 2013

Sandwich of the Day!!!! Sausage, Crispy Bacon, and Baked Beans Breakfast Sandwich on Ciabatta Roll



Monday 14 October 2013

Basic Pumpkin Bread (UK)


Tis nearly the season!  For pumpkin. SO.  Today's mission?  Popularise pumpkin bread in the UK.  Easy peasy.  I have come up with a recipe for pumpkin bread using metric measurements instead of U.S. measurements.

You will need:
425g pumpkin puree
450g plain flour
600g sugar
4 eggs
240ml vegetable oil
150ml water
1 1/2 tsp salt
2 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp ground cloves
1/4 tsp ground ginger
3/4 tsp nutmeg
1 1/4 tsp cinnamon

1. Grease and flour 3 bread loaf pans.

2. Combine pumpkin, eggs, oil, water, and sugar.

3. In a 2nd bowl, combine the flour, salt, baking soda, cloves, ginger, nutmeg, and cinnamon.

4. Slowly stir the dry ingredients into the wet ingredients, just until mixed.  Over-mixing may affect the texture of your bread.

5. Bake at 175 C for 45 minutes (less for smaller loaf sizes).

6. Serve with butter or sweetened whipped cream.


Wednesday 2 October 2013

Orange Marmalade Polka-Dot Cake


This cake is perfect for when you want a big impact with little effort.  Chocolate and orange compliment each other.  That is a fancy box of cream chocolates, hot chocolate, Terry's chocolate orange fact.

For this cake you will need:
1 prepared dark chocolate or devil's food cake batter or mix


You have two options for the frosting, depending on how orange-y you want your cake to be, you could make it with vanilla extract or no extract at all.
For the frosting and decoration you will need:
5 cups powdered (icing) sugar
1/2 cup unsalted butter (room temperature)
1 1/2 tsp orange extract (high quality makes a difference)
1-2 Tbsp Milk

You will also need:
3.5 oz (100g) White chocolate orange buttons
11.5oz (330g) smooth sweet marmalade (or you can remove peels yourself through a sieve from 15oz. marmalade)

1. Bake the cakes in three 9 inch pans and allow to cool.

2. Trim the sides and set aside.

3. For the frosting, you will need to cream the butter and powdered sugar together.  Add sugar one cup at a time so you can gauge the right amount of icing sugar to add.  If you'd like a thinner frosting, add 1-2 Tbsp milk.

4.Then add the orange extract.

5. Frost the tops of the two bottom cake layers.

6. Gently spread a generous quantity of marmalade over the the frosting.

7. Assemble your cake, pressing down a bit to ensure that the layers do not slide around on the marmalade.


8. Apply a crumb coating of frosting to your cake first and allow it to set.  Since this is a chocolate cake, you are liable to end up with dark crumbs in your frosting otherwise.

9. Once set, finish with a smooth layer of frosting.

10. Press orange buttons into freshly frosted cake and serve.