Okay, so there is a part 2. Because I have no self control.
I've actually seen comedians mocking this on multiple TV shows. The Buffalo Crunch Donut by Tim Horton's is described as yeast-based doughnut drenched in buffalo-style chicken wing sauce and covered in kettle chips. There is also a lovely pool of buffalo sauce in the middle with two lonely tortilla chips floating around. I have to respect what they were going for, but I really can't imagine this actually tasting good...
I almost caved in and got The Cheesecake Factory's fried mac n cheese balls the last time I was in America, but perhaps, wisely, thought better of it. I mean, you can't eat that for lunch AND get cheesecake for dessert. Right? (photo from chubbyheart.com)
It would, of course, be a mistake not to go abroad in my search of disgustingly delicious food. This burger(?!) from Burger King in Japan fits the bill. Dubbed the 'Ninja Burger', its bun is made black with bamboo charcoal and inside is a burger, a hash brown, an oddly-shaped piece of bacon, lettuce, and a special sauce. I would love to get my hands on this!