Mushroom-Shaped Chocolate-Orange Meringues

Whimsical party food to impress.

Froot Loop Cupcakes (USA)

Fancy dressing up your vanilla cupcakes?

Creamy Chicken Tetrazzini

Savory and creamy comfort food!

I-Disgust-Me BBQ Burgers

A burger for when you've stopped caring about fat content. The only thing missing is bacon!

Crab-Topped Deviled Eggs

Eggcelent. Yeah, I went there.

Chicken-Fried Chicken with Country Gravy Dipping Sauce

Double-coated for extra CRUNCH.

Red-Bottom Cake

Imagine if a black-bottom cupcake had a baby with a red velvet cake. Now imagine a red-bottom cake. Simply another excuse to eat cream cheese frosting.

A Rather Traditional Pavlova

Dreaming of a sunny summer day in food format?

Orange Beef Burgers

A chinese takeaway in burger form.

Mexican-Inspired: Cheesy Refried Bean Quesadillas

I beat Taco Bell to their own crushed-Dorito food hell with these babies.

Marsala Chicken Dumplings

Dumplings get a makeover.

Mochacinno Fudge

Premium coffee drink fudge!

Parmesan Chicken Risotto

Risotto for picky eaters!

Whimsical Cookery is a site for adults who prefer to eat like children, or perhaps just need to cook for some children. This site contains an aversion to vegetables, a love of fried food and cupcakes, lazy shortcuts, some disturbing creations, and an ignorance of proper culinary practices...

Sunday 24 February 2013

Five Minute Express Preparation General Tso's Chicken



I absolutely adore Americanized Chinese food.  Things like General Tso's or Orange chicken are two of my favorite foods ever.  However, they can be quite time consuming to make at home.  Breading and frying little bits of chicken while juggling a multi-ingredient sauce on another burner may not be practical if you've just come home from work and are hungry!  If you are not looking to wow any guests and are just craving Chinese, I suggest my express/shortcut General Tso's Chicken.  The actual time it takes to prepare is about 5 minutes, as there is very little work involved.  The hardest part is waiting for the chicken to finish cooking in the oven!

Note: Can be easily made vegetarian by preparing with veggie-friendly chicken style pieces.



All you need is:
1 bottle General Tso's Sauce (or any other bottled sauce you prefer, ex. teriyaki or orange sauce)
1 package 90 second microwave rice
1 serving of frozen popcorn chicken

1. Bake popcorn chicken.

2. When there is about three minutes left on that timer, heat your microwave rice.

3. When popcorn chicken is done, remove from oven and place in a small bowl.

4. Add desired amount of General Tso's sauce in the bowl and coat evenly.

5. Empty rice into a serving bowl and top with sauce-covered chicken.

Simple!

Friday 15 February 2013

Butter Chicken Curry


Gordon Ramsay's Butter Chicken as cooked by my manfriend Ajay for Valentines dinner.  So complicated, but so good!  He even took the time to strain the sauce for me so I wouldn't eat a chunk of veg by mistake ;)

Sunday 10 February 2013

Quadruple Chocolate Cupcakes EXTREME



I made an EXTREME version of the Quadruple Chocolate Cupcake as requested by my manfriend, and as per his instructions.

The whole cupcake was dipped in chocolate, oreo tops affixed to the sides, and an intense amount of whipped cream.  Voila!